Man Questions #3 - Our Sacred Underwear?

Now laides, let me warn you that we "men" get married as we are drawn to women. Such is life. But even though our undershorts have "skid (sorry folks) marks and holes in them, they are not unusable. Men's underwear are part of us, and throwing them away causes us to "break in new ones". Women, when we got married, you will hardly see a man going through your purse unless you tell us to (noticied how I said "tell" versus "ask" there?). You never see us men going through the laundry throwing away your panties and bras, so why not leave our underwear alone huh? When we finally wear them out, we will eventually replace them. Us "men" believe in making sure we get our money's worth out of our "Fruit-of-the-Loom", "Joe Boxer", Michael Jordan", etc. So pelase, when you marry us "men" leave our sacred undershorts alone, pelase.